PEdo: "You're a handsome fellow. Would you like to help me with something VERY important?"
Oboy: "Weeellll... maybe."
PEdo: "I have a very special job for a smart young man like you. I can tell you're smart.
Do you know how?"
Oboy: "No, I don't think you can tell just from looking at me. You're just saying that."
PEdo: "Uh, okay. I was going to say because you act so grown up and serious. You ARE very
grown up aren't you?"
Oboy: "Not really, I'm actually kind of small."
PEdo: "Well, I guess so. Um... I was going to share a special grown up secret with you, but... (pondering a new tactic)... I know! Would you like some candy?"
Oboy: "I'm allergic to most candy because I'm allergic to chocolate- or actually dairy. But I do like Twizzlers, if you have some of those."
PEdo: (sighing) "No. I don't have Twizzlers." (frustrated pause)
"Would you like to sit here beside me and let me show you my really cool stamp collection?"
Oboy: "No thanks."
PEdo reaches over and starts to rub Orangeboy's shoulders. Orangeboy SHREEKS!
P: "What's the matter!?"
O: "You PINCHED me!"
P: "No I didn't! I was going to rub your shoulders! You need to relax little boy!"
O: "No that hurts!"
P: "I didn't DO anything!!! I swear! I barely touched you! Sheeesh! What IS YOUR DEAL, KID?!"
O: "GGGRRRRRRR! YOU are a JERK! I'm LEAVING!"
PEdo: "Yes! Leave, kid! - I need to call a Shrink anyway."