"WHY ARE YOU LOOKING!? GO AWAY!"
"Adolf Hitler almost took over the world".
"I am jumping back and forth to regulate my body temperature."
(Jumping repeatedly between hot tub and pool)
"I don't think the Tooth Fairy comes to our house anymore because of her (sister) losing too many teeth."
"Does Aunt N have albinism? She looks like it."
(No. She's just fair.)
"Oh that's not interesting. Who cares about that?"
(Regarding an explanation of a cattle stockyard after HE asked what it was.)
"I think you're right; my glasses are dirty. When I look through my binoculars wearing my glasses, everything looks foggy."
"THAT'S NOT FAIR! YOU'RE A CHEATER!!! YOU KEEP DEALING ME BAD CARDS!"
(We should try that in Vegas.)
"Oh Come ON! What's the DEAL!?"
(Every time the clock chimed at Aunt and Uncle's house.)
(Every time the clock chimed at Aunt and Uncle's house.)
"Maybe you are farting to try and make me leave, but YOU DON'T FOOL ME WITH YOUR FARTS!"
China thank you for visiting my blog and I am so glad I visited yours! Your humor is right on target and you have such a good outlook with dealing with Autism....keep up the great work.
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