Imagine two 10 year olds who sound like six year old cartoon characters having this irritated conversation:
(The boy has a snotty nose and has been verbally harrassing the girl all morning for unknown reasons.)
Boy: "YOU are going to grow up to be a lonely old woman with eight chill - dren."
Girl: "Why would I be lonely?"
Boy: "Because you will be an old woman without a man." (Where did he get this sexist idea?!)
Girl, indignantly: "I think the children will fill that gap. AND if I have a kid like YOU I will give it to you!"
Boy: "Well I will refuse it."
Girl: "No you won't! You will take it and like it!"
Boy: "Why don't I get the freedom to choose? It's an offer isn't it?"
Girl: "NO! It is not. I will MAKE you take it." (Poor rejected Orangeboy-like offspring!)
Boy: "Then I will slam the door in your face if you try to do that."
Girl: "Why would you refuse someone that acts like you!?"
Boy: "Well...." (seems stumped)
I think she got him on that last one. The conversation sort of died on the vine at that point.